March 2012
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On a creep.
dearcoquette:
Thought of you while I was getting laid. Cheers, from the inside of my friend’s girlfriend.
Go fuck yourself.
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Coke Talk of the Day
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Every time I go to the mall at Century City, I make it a point to park in those pink “Expectant Mother” spaces.
Fuck that ridiculous policy — fuck any stupid rule enacted by pant-suit wearing corporate trolls, enforced by mouth-breathing mall cops, and obeyed by mini-van driving stepford wives.
If I’m lucky, on my short walk to the escalator I’ll catch a sneer from some cunty nag...
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Coke Talk: Coke Talk of the Day →
Every time I go to the mall at Century City, I make it a point to park in those pink “Expectant Mother” spaces.
Fuck that ridiculous policy — fuck any stupid rule enacted by pant-suit wearing corporate trolls, enforced by mouth-breathing mall cops, and obeyed by mini-van driving stepford wives.
If I’m lucky, on my short walk to the escalator I’ll catch a sneer from some cunty nag with a...
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How long do animals live?
did-you-kno:
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“All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine...”
– Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via larmoyante)
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“A fieldmouse found a fallen hazelnut and began to bite into the hard shell of...”
– Stardust, by Neil Gaiman (via tornadoallie)
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Watchon my list of things to watch when high.
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cosmo tip #181
expertcosmotips:
does he think you’re ugly? cut your entire face off
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“On set Martin [Freeman] kept saying, ‘Oh yeah, you went to fucking Hogwarts,...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch, talking about his boarding school education. (via capngeech) 